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The Mobile Blah – 2 ( Job Offer )

December 23rd, 2008
The Mobile Blah – 2 ( Job Offer )

THIS IS MY 101ST POST

I wrote about a mobile blah almost two months ago and something similar happened today. Previously they were looking for a PhD but this time scenario was totally different :D

Me, Deepak Vig, Dharmeet Hora were having lunch in our favorite mess “Yuktahaar”. Deepak’s phone rang. He started talking to someone and started looking at me. I thought it was Randeep, who has called and asked Deepak not to say anything about me. But he passed on the phone to me. Though I didn’t want to talk, I had to.

But I was totally surprised on listening a lady’s voice. (WTF!!!) Why Deepak would pass on his girl friend’s call to me :P

  • Lady : The one who called.
  • K : Me :)

Note : Every single line is true to my knowledge. Confirm with Deepak or Dharmeet if you don’t believe me.

Lady : (Awesomely politely) Hello!

K : Hello. (Surprised!!!!)

Lady : Is this Ravi?

K : (WTF!!! Now who is this Ravi??) Yeah. (Turning to polite mode.) I am Ravi.

Lady : I am calling from SOME consultancy services? (Sorry guyz, couldn’t hear the first word clearly due to some disturbance.)

K : (Having no clue of whats going on.. continuing the talk) Ok.

Lady : Are you looking for a call center job?

K : (Feeling damn happy about it. Finally somebody is offering a “JOB“. Raising the voice with confidence.) YEAH!! I would love to hear about it.

Lady : (Feeling that she finally caught someone :D ) We are conducting an interview tomorrow at 10AM.

K : (Whenever you feel like conducting it :P ) Ok.

Lady : Please bring your resume and two passport size photographs.

K : Yeah. Sure.

Lady : We are offering Rs. 10000/- per month for the job.

K : Thats nice. Do you offer benefits other than the compensation? (Few MNCs offer pencils and caps as “Other Benefits” :P )

Lady : (Never expected something like this from a guy looking for a call center job :P ) Pardon please?

K : (Repeating in a much clearer voice) Do you offer any benefits other than compensation? Like insurance ;)

Lady : (Feeling sorry about it) No.

K : Ok. Anyways thats a nice package.

Lady : Do you know our address?

K : Yeah. (As if I visit their office every other day, looking for a job :P )

Lady : Ok. Be there at 10 AM with your resume and two passport size photographs.

K : Thank you very much for calling.

Lady : Thank you. Have a nice day.

K : You too.

Well, finally got a job offer :P Later, Deepak told that the lady was looking for some ‘Ravi Kiran’.

PS : Forgot to ask her name ;)

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The Mobile Blah – 2 ( Job Offer )

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  1. December 23rd, 2008 at 14:27 | #1

    hahahahaha……. shud have told her i’m earning that much USDs :D

  2. December 23rd, 2008 at 15:35 | #2

    lol!!
    Sympathies to poor chap(Ravi) who missed an interview call

  3. December 23rd, 2008 at 16:00 | #3

    good read … !!

    Although, Should have told her … tht she has got the wrong person …. at the end at least !! poor Ravi … !!

  4. December 23rd, 2008 at 16:12 | #4

    Sucker.. What about Ravi?

  5. December 24th, 2008 at 13:31 | #5

    @Pankaj na na ..
    @Sukesh, @nks, @Karan oops ..i forgot that :( (

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